ID3 uTALB I We Thought You Would be Prettier - True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl AliveTPE1 Laurie Notaro/Hillary HuberTCOP Tantor MediaTCON Humor (Nonfiction)TIT2 * We Thought You Would be Prettier - Part 1TRCK 1COMM ENG
Bestselling author Laurie Notaro unleashes her wrath on everything from e-mail spam to eBay to the perils of St. Patrick's Day, with hilarious results.
She thought she'd have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years yet. But no—-it's happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe "I'm going to kick his hair's ass" to the hapless Sears customer service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her—-inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam, eBay ("There should be an eBay wading pool, where you only get to bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, and you have to make it through that first before jumping into the deep end"), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day ("When I'm driving, the last...TLEN 000000120033Pd i 4 k#l/V8 GC1U}UJ ^K >aiLOb9B脓k : PH@1D$h~ go^ 11|{.4u $PE.@uFJ!F|6r=Un6NLKRdV i 4 Ln*%sn+xy_ULAME3.98.4UUUNm묎 D!:Ebx3̙i$`aXWƺRuVb2[33oKܰP}GOM{P{Vl#cx]ER6gNJs-/+8weǰ81%Rd i r@m 4 ~)ϢLAME3.98.4UUUUUUUUUUUU$Dgwxmn 9`1v f݂mg,TI\ CqHJ}0D^*8[l_5SN6ܒm p92jƈV eLZmPS P}m窘!3R 0QJ'Zk8?ARd9(B @' 4 i?LAME3.98.4 Ic*'e1%久َ -%}$c3őJ4Tn/<A_As[i h*&QAC%FT1Uу>~ԁd͆S)